(CHORUS)

When every step you take’s miscalculated
When you're completely saturated
From all of the beverages that you tasted
You Sure Act Different When You're Wasted

Sweet Sally Simpson all proper and prim
Everybody knows she loves her Heineken
When she starts drinking
Her standards start sinking
And she just wants some fun
She'll sleep with anyone

Pizza face Petey watches her like a hawk
Slamming down whiskey – so afraid to talk
His courage is building
The bartender keeps filling
Sally stumbles up to Pete
Takes him to her back seat

Nothing wrong with a drink or five
Depending on who you wake up beside

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Lay off all the schnapps - before they call the cops
You’re quickly running out of friends to call, to bail you out again

(REPEAT CHORUS X2)
When you're wasted – you sure act different when you're wasted - when you’re wasted